10. Don’t blow the whistle on your fellow workersbehind their backs;They’ll accuse you of being underhanded,and then you’ll be the guilty one!
11. Don’t curse your fatheror fail to bless your mother.
12. Don’t imagine yourself to be quite presentablewhen you haven’t had a bath in weeks.
13. Don’t be stuck-upand think you’re better than everyone else.
14. Don’t be greedy,merciless and cruel as wolves,Tearing into the poor and feasting on them,shredding the needy to pieces only to discard them.
15-16. A leech has twin daughtersnamed “Gimme” and “Gimme more.”Three things are never satisfied,no, there are four that never say, “That’s enough, thank you!”—hell,a barren womb,a parched land,a forest fire.
17. An eye that disdains a fatherand despises a mother—that eye will be plucked out by wild vulturesand consumed by young eagles.
18-19. Three things amaze me,no, four things I’ll never understand—how an eagle flies so high in the sky,how a snake glides over a rock,how a ship navigates the ocean,why adolescents act the way they do.
20. Here’s how a prostitute operates:she has sex with her client,Takes a bath,then asks, “Who’s next?”
21-23. Three things are too much for even the earth to bear,yes, four things shake its foundations—when the janitor becomes the boss,when a fool gets rich,when a whore is voted “woman of the year,”when a “girlfriend” replaces a faithful wife.
24-28. There are four small creatures,wisest of the wise they are—ants—frail as they are,get plenty of food in for the winter;marmots—vulnerable as they are,manage to arrange for rock-solid homes;locusts—leaderless insects,yet they strip the field like an army regiment;lizards—easy enough to catch,but they sneak past vigilant palace guards.
29-31. There are three solemn dignitaries,four that are impressive in their bearing—a lion, king of the beasts, deferring to none;a rooster, proud and strutting;a billy goat;a head of state in stately procession.
32-33. If you’re dumb enough to call attention to yourselfby offending people and making rude gestures,Don’t be surprised if someone bloodies your nose.Churned milk turns into butter;riled emotions turn into fist fights.