13. The woman said, “Why have you planned like this against the people of God? The king’s speaking this word is like a self-conviction, for the king has not brought back his own banished one.
14. We will surely die and are like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be gathered up again. Yet God does not take away a life; He devises plans so that His banished ones will not be cast out from Him.
15. “So now I have come to speak to my lord the king about this matter because the people have made me afraid. So, I thought, ‘Iwill speak to the king. Perhaps the king will perform the request of his servant.
16. For the king may accept my request to deliver his servant from the hand of the man who would destroy me and my son from the inheritance of God.’
17. “So, your servant thought, ‘May the word of my lord the king provide rest. For like the angel of God, my lord the king discerns good from evil. May the Lord your God be with you.’ ”
18. Then the king answered and said to the woman, “Please do not conceal from me anything that I ask you.”The woman said, “May my lord the king please speak.”
19. The king said, “Is the hand of Joab with you in all of this?”The woman answered and said, “As your soul lives, my lord the king, there is no turning right or left from anything that you spoke, my lord the king, for your servant Joab is the very one who commanded me and placed all of these words in my mouth.
20. In order to change this situation, your servant Joab did this thing; but my lord is wise, as with the wisdom of the angel of God, so as to discern everything happening in the land.”
21. Then the king said to Joab, “This is what I will do. Go and bring back the young man Absalom.”
22. Then Joab fell with his face to ground and bowed low and blessed the king. Joab said, “Today your servant knows that I have found favor in your eyes, my lord the king, since the king has granted the request of his servant.”
23. Then Joab arose and went to Geshur, and he brought Absalom to Jerusalem.
24. The king said, “Let him turn to his own house. He shall not come into my presence.” So Absalom turned to his house and did not come into the king’s presence.
25. In all of Israel, there was no man as handsome as Absalom. From the sole of his foot to the top of his head, there was not a blemish on him.
26. When he cut the hair of his head (and at the end of every year he cut it, for it was heavy on him), he weighed the hair from his head at two hundred shekels, according to the king’s standard.